easy, my fren: because i actually crafted the shitpost

^

Bitch

Affectionately of course

uwu

i have this kind of power now and noone is gonna stop me from using it

oh no where did you all go, i guess i will have to start from zero again

gf is insinuating that i am a food criminal and that shes gonna make some account somewhere only to publish my crimes. im going trough my phone pic gallery because for reasons i ended up used to taking pics of my food now and then, i guess im a normie now (mostly to reply to "what are you doing" questions, but whatever), and i dont see why she would ever say that