also fun fact about i guess but ppl often get very surprised when they see how i cook for myself, because i cook big amounts of food at once to not have to cook multiple times. so its not unusual for me to make half a kg of pasta, or rice, or whatever, and then add things to that

like this

and for the randmness, i will add one of my favorite rpg attacks:

hit it with a showel

^

I literally always cook an entire package of pasta in one go and then do shit with it

noice, i like ur style uwu

making frens on the internet be like:

oh i also make way too much food for a single person to eat
cool

the only correct amount of onion is "as much as i can fit on the frying pan"

same goes for garlic of course