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I volently disagree, this is a foodcrime

I feel violated by that sandwich in particular mostly due to the attempts to justify it. Criminal indeed.

Oh that's.... That's not a crime it's a felony

i learned from my errors

it lacked "breakfast"

maybe you missed the word "breakfast"

so today i have decided to try it again, in a more "breakfasty" fashion

i didnt have any hummus, but eh what can i do

i thought "what do ppl breakfast usually?" and then i answered my own question: "i have no idea". but toast with sweet things sound like breakfast i guess so i decided to toast the bread beforehand and add some chocolate syrup

poorly chopped onion because lazy

ufo-resolution pic because clumsy

nom

actually it tastes better than i thought it would

thank you food crimes for helping me realize what i was doing wrong

me

also, question time because why not

i have found ppl that can take their shoulder/s out of its socket. but i have yet to found someone that can rotate the arm while it is out, or at least rotate it more than usual