my internet right now be like:

that moment when the network test straight up crashes. promising.

im at "wait whole minutes for your text messages on telegram to be sent, and then see how they are sent in randm order" point. i technically have internet. but i could put many asterisks on that statement, so many

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also pls stop praying to the universe to make me stop. it lost the fun at the first "almost run over by a car", and that was two days ago. i promise to not mix mustard and chocolate for a whole year if that makes you all happier or whatever. i can survive with the universe wanting me stopped, but it is starting to get real annoying this days

5000+ ping gang

whenever this all get sent. whatever.

well it was fun while it lasted

i sent 6 text messages like 15 min ago. the first one was sent. im still waiting for the other five. and i dont really expect them to do it before hours

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bit of personal drama here but whatever. im having hardcore internet access problems. telegram kinda works, only for text messages, and with remarkable delay. sometimes just a min, sometimes some hours. my father, the person who pays for and manages the internet access of this house, decided he is bored and he is going on some trip or something, i dont know the details but he wont be in my house for some time. a week, two, who knows.

some minutes ago, he picked up the phone. apparently, the isp is finally going to send someone to check this thing. he asked me if i would be home tomorrow evening, and i said no. he proceeded to raise the phone back and reply "yes tomorrow evening is perfect". he made it so that is is my fault for not being avaliable, but whatever, just how it is with assholes i guess. the thing is that he wont be here by tomorrow and neither will i, and so, whoever comes here tomorrow to check the internet problems thing wont have anyone to open him.

key points here:
-the problem is not inside my house. the problem is somewhere on the network of the isp, at some point outside of my house. so sending someone to check my house wasnt gonna go anywhere anyway

-"isp" means "internet service provider". i probably should have mentioned that before for the ppl who dont know it

-im deaf-ish (its complex, but esentially im half deaf) and i cant hear shit. so i cant make or recieve phone calls. including to/from the isp. so the problem is absolutely frozen for now. and also im a bit incomunicated lately, but at least not completely.

-i have online classes shit and if i fail the course only because the last week i couldnt send/recieve files, im gonna angry.


and finally:
-since i cant download images at all, much less anything else (really, i can only download/upload text messages, and only on telegram. this thing for some reason works, it doesnt drop connection because too slow or after three retries or whatever), and of course i cant upload anything, this channel is gonna get frozen i guess. i dont know for how long but things are how they are. i have no intention of abandoning it, but for now it is gonna be empty i guess

and also:
-the first person to appear on my DM's with magic solution "use your phone as AP" is gonna get either a mean response or a block, temporary or permanent. im in no mood now and i have had too many of that by this point. im not even gonna argue the reasons why, im just not going to use my phone to access internet and that is final.



-i technically have internet on my phone, but among other reasons, i have "ouch my fucjing hands and wrists" syndrome and i cant use it for anything longer than five lines of text without going "ouch my fucjing hands and wrists". also i never developed any habit of using phones so i type ridiculously slow, but thats another thing. i may use it to post some very isolated stuff but i probaly wont

-relevant point, again: im not in the mood for talking. i have said that previously on this very post but im gonna say it again. all help is appreciated in a parallel dimension. on this one, help is not appreciated unless explicitly asked for the time being, i will probably say when it changes if it does
















TL;DR: channel paused indefinitely because my internet is too fucky and it seems like it isnt gonna get fixed in the close future

channel paused indefinitely because my internet is too fucky and it seems like it isnt gonna get fixed in the close future

be gay do crime etc