Working in InfoSec watching the rest of IT

по братски

ах пхп пхп…

Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.

Mechanical engineer: it’s a broken starter.

Electrical engineer: dead battery.

Chemical engineer: impurities in the gasoline.

IT engineer: hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in.

база

мы или не мы

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кричу как тварь

я на утреннем дейли

признавайтесь, кто?

yeah, software engineering, bitch

- 9am sit down to work
- ok lets build this cool feature today
- oh some support requests first
- dangit a bug needs fixing
- ugh that took longer than expected
- 1pm ok time for lunch
- welp guess I'll build that cool feature tomorrow

так я и устроился