признавайтесь, кто?

yeah, software engineering, bitch

- 9am sit down to work
- ok lets build this cool feature today
- oh some support requests first
- dangit a bug needs fixing
- ugh that took longer than expected
- 1pm ok time for lunch
- welp guess I'll build that cool feature tomorrow

так я и устроился

этот парень был одним из тех
кто просто любит
слак…

Computer: “save this image as 76311689cg456rthjj6788(1).jpg?”

Me: yeah

What keeps you from coding like this?

одобряю

LGTM is too much responsibility

drop a LGTT (looks good to team) and approve, life's too short to argue about variable names during code reviews

как я сплю после аппрува ПР на 2к строк кода и нескольких @@@ в слаке после мерджа