his peanut

Heartbreaking: bird sees peanuts and decides to kill himself 💔

*unleashes the beasts upon you*

how i look at the cashier when she asks me if I want a receipt for a 12 pack of beer

Allow me to peck

Happy pancakes

*unleashes the beasts upon your computer*

*unleashes the horrors upon you*

fellas lie to your face and give you this look