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Watch me yell into the void about stuff too egregious to post on Twitter.

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Study rap music
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Ok I studied rap music and this is what I found

4yUe8D4cG88gZzpvKJ4y9rCxF9HEa8DN7YUm5B26DHBZ

Random coin that has been pumping with no socials, unverified contract, unburnt LP, and no information on Twitter. Looks like steady insider accumulation.

Insider accumulation means that if the team is good the coin can really run if they corner supply. If the team is poor and hasn't studied rap music they probably dump on our heads.

Either way, it just updated it's dexscreener and it only has 3 followers on it's new Twitter, one of whom is a friend of mine and someone I consider to be "smart money" when it comes to shitcoins. Fuck you for not sharing whatever this is with us @ckthesniper

Aping this one. High risk but I shouldn't have to tell you that given the above. Could be very early.
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The results of the @ctrl_freak vs @Thorme18 trading challenge are in

Ctrl is the winner with 1 -> 7.76 SOL or 776% in 8 trades.

Thorme18 has lost with 1 -> 0.30 SOL or -70% (unrealized pnl) in 1 trade.

Regardless I respect him for coming back and sharing results so I've sent 1 SOL to his trading challenge wallet to cover the losses he incurred during our contest.

ctrl trading wallet: 5EB9uBqVQ5Pmz2sff1ZoGWhfq9HPgeZDvFXK8hTuWUy5
Thorme trading wallet: 72tw8xFGXmrracoPDjwRgn1U1gR25RnWQtxieGgS1gb6

gg
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Good morning, all credit to @remp0x and once again impressed with the quality of alpha coming from the gc.

I'll give a tl;dr since chart is going nuts right now and I want to ping this quickly but I'm extremely fascinated.

Uniswap Emeralds are apparently both an ERC20 and an NFT at the same time. It's effectively a liquid fungible NFT.

The logistics that enable this to exist elude me entirely since I found out about it 5 minutes ago but my immediate instinct is that this is weird and experimental enough that it's a hot bed for speculation. And speculators tend to like stuff that they can speculate on.

It's early in the morning and this is weird new shit that we haven't seen before (at least not that I can recall) so I'm watching this closely and bought a bag and I'm not recommending officially that you buy a bag quite yet but I do think it's something you should know about while it's lowkey.

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x1D2Fc977CC1E1fBd57a8B7F81FcD5D541D8531DD
https://twitter.com/Bagofbread2/status/1753033271888277673
https://news.1rj.ru/str/partyhat
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Sell me all your emeralds <$1000

And then fuck off
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I have a sickness
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Study rap music
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Ctrl, you have to stop buying emeralds. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
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Its over.

Newsy Johnson.
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What just happened.

Newsy Johnson.
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Ok apparently someone that isn't even the dev created a new LP and it literally broke the entire project

Billions must die
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my final message goodbye
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Forwarded from ctrl
gonna go poop scoop it out of the toilet with my bare hands smear it all over my face and full port into the next token I see on dexscreener with unverified contract
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Ready?
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Pandora is now live on Uniswap!

Official contract:
0x9E9FbDE7C7a83c43913BddC8779158F1368F0413
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Sorry for such a quiet day, feels weird not posting something in here for 24 hours but Pandora exploded and it's kept me so busy that I literally don't even know what's going on in the market or what the price of any other token is right now lmfao

Once things stabilize we'll go back to regularly scheduled schizoposting 😘
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