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things I mumble to myself about crypto

basically my transparent crypto diary

education, analysis, and trades 🙂

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Forwarded from peace speaks
don't try to chase the coins that "the team has to crime up to make this launchpad work"

trust me brother the launchpad is going to work, we don't need to force trades

just buy good coins, and we will also buy good coins

it's really that simple
heaven might be the much needed wealth effect or positive change for sol

on top of that, it’s actually getting people to ‘believe in something’ again instead of betting on whether something will be crimed

early scalpers punished as light just keeps going up, side liners no entries

every token on heaven benefits $light (buybacks from fees)

reminiscent of the hyperliquid playbook

the energy is shifting
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day 4 of heaven
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don't usually like to talk about my bags so much, so will stop talking about heaven for awhile unless something changes

i think i've covered enough about it thus far

tldr is here

its about sitting on hands and being patient now
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last thing i'll say is

there are many types of trades and opportunities

the ones that you have to take are ones that shape a crowd of believers or narrative changers

its the one commonality between all giga runners
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Forwarded from Aliaian's Research
Almost every single Bonk team member just followed Kick + Eddie (Kick's owner) on X right now.

Bonk already teased a streaming service earlier that hasn't launched yet.

Are we about to see Kick x Bonk?
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Forwarded from Aliaian's Research
Alright got some sauce in dms.

They're implementing bonk tokens to their platform and it'll work for subs and stuff, but it's not an exclusive partnership from what I was told.
Any launchpad etc that wants it can get it.

Got told it'll be announced on thursday.
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Forwarded from Investigations by ZachXBT
For an industry that was founded on principles of independence from the government it’s embarrassing how
reliant we are on them to find a solution for victims.

There’s no other industry that has normalized thefts to the same extent.

These are all major problems no one has been able to solve and continue to get worse as bad actors improve their efficiency while nothing changes:


>What happens when >95% of law enforcement (LE) is not competent enough to trace a basic theft and seize frozen funds from centralized platforms?

>What happens when thefts <$100K are never assigned to LE after filing a police report due to lack of resources?

>What happens when a victim is located in one jurisdiction but the perpetrator is in a different uncooperative jurisidiction?

>What happens when the perpetrator is a minor so LE chooses to not pursue further?

>What happens when teams and exchanges are not willing to collaborate with the private sector?

>What happens when a victim cannot pursue litigation to recover frozen funds because retaining a firm costs more than the amount stolen?

>What happens when offshore exchanges have jurisidictional uncertainty due to regulatory arbitrage and refuse to honor court orders?

>What happens when a major publicized incident occurs but a stablecoin issuer requires an impossible ask of a court order within minutes in order to blacklist?

>What happens when founders profit millions in fees from laundering stolen funds and then refuse to return them as they flex record user metrics on X?

>What happens if the government makes KYC mandatory for Defi but companies with breaches of sensitive PII are never held liable?

>What happens when the legal system can be easily abused with incomplete tracing due to outdated laws rather than facts?
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/aug/18/labubu-blind-box-addiction-gambling?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
long degeneracy is people engaging in gambling disguised as a cute soft toy

a blind box gacha system
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