UNIfication voting ends in 5 days, could be a nice $UNI short if it keeps pumping into it

Don't tell me the Cardano bros have found yet another magic recipe against gravity

$NIGHT

Coins that pump hard immediately after TGE usually top for a very long time

$4bn FDV

$BEAT

Imo the only zones where you short this is on strong LTF squeezes.

Funding is very negative so time is against you here if you're shorting, it must be a very quick trade.

Conversely, the longs can collect juicy funding payments as long as they don't close

This (arrow) is where you short it and close after not even 1 hour

But shorting it right now is much worse r/r imo. Maybe with SL at new highs but honestly this looks like it will just go even higher...

Very high volatility/illiquidity + very negative funding + high FDV attracting shorts = I definitely wouldn't like to swing short this coin

Articles I want to write:

- Advice and rules to trade scam coins profitably
- Categorization of all the best types of altcoin perp trades
- Different rules and frameworks to trade the crypto market without relying on chance
- Crucial risk management rules

Case in point

$H

This one didn't really have time to range though

Lowkey insane how much easier it is to sit in gold vs bitcoin

Comparing the gold vs BTC charts in 2025 reminds me of one rule I unfortunately tend to ignore in crypto:

It's usually much more comfortable and easier to size up on a very large cap once it starts moving rather than longing smaller altcoins "with more upside"

These are the benefits you get with large caps :

Smaller drawdowns + smaller likelihood of random price collapse + higher likelihood that momentum keeps going for several weeks + smaller long-time drag because of lindyness

We've seen examples with $SOL, $DOGE, $XRP, $BNB, $BCH during this cycle

Almost a free short all day on $AAVE even after yesterday's large dump

No reason for the token to move up in the current market without any kind of resolution and this level of FUD

Not sure what it does from here though since we're at round number

Twenty One Capital holds the third largest BTC treasury among corporations, north of 40K BTC

Their stock $XXI is only trading $20M volume a day and chart is down only since the initial spike

Crazy power law in the treasury company space

$MSTR and $BMNR are outliers by being absolute monsters in this market. All the other treasury companies are almost non-existent.

They started selling the news early on $UNI

As a crypto native user, it's truly great to finally have equities on-chain with decent liquidity

$100M OI on the Nasdaq contract on HL is nice to see

$SKY has been silently chadding for a month

The $TAO halving sell the news trade worked very well, but what's been very surprising with this coin is that he "halving catalyst pump" happened like one month too early

Which made it rather uncomfortable for anyone who wanted to size up on the news-selling

Closed my $PIPPIN long on that squeeze

Flipped short for a scalp

Flat now, insane volatility, great for scalping

Merry Christmas to all my Internet Friends 🎄