Just need a spoon and a bib.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Top_Notch
That horrible piece of shit that is Notch literally asked TF2 devs to make him an obnxious fedora minecraft steve hat that he, and only he, could use. He played TF2 for like, one month and never again.

I think it is some sort of mashed purple potatoes or cabbage soup but it looks so...unreal. It is cursed in the witchcraft sense, drinking a sip of this soup would morph you into a frog or something.

(ano means "anus" in italian)

Notice how the rock is literally reflecting light