My teachers, during school trips: "Ok kids, let's have a bathroom break"
Toilet: *is a squat toilet*
Us:

Yes, this page is run by Italians and yes, I'm triggered

Images from the live action version of lovable British claymation TV show, Wallace & Gromit. Broadcast in the late 1990s, the special received negative reactions from viewers due to the fact that it was unintentionally creepy. It was never shown again.