As a natural disaster : U R

" HURRICANE
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🎀🤩

They show you how to swim
Then they throw you in the
deep end
🚬🍒
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: Float-the neighborhood

As a natural disaster : U R

" AVALANCHE
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🎀🤩
I'm stuck underneath
A few dirty old blankets to
comfort me
🚬🍒
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: SU-the neighborhood