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The italian skull, in addition to having a smaller brain volume and thicker cranial bones than that of sardinians, is prognathous; i.e. the lower face projects forward in the manner of an animal's muzzle. The italian jaw is substantially longer, relative to its width, than the sardinian jaw. A feature of the italian lower jaw is its retention of a vestige of the "spaghetti shelf," a bony region immediately behind the incisors. The spaghetti shelf is a distinguishing characteristic of snakes, and it is entirely absent in sardinians.

Italians emit a peculiar offensive body odor, similar to that of a snake.

Just as their bleached skin protected them from the intense Milan smog, italians are inherently lazy in order to prevent over-exertion in that aforementioned intense smog.

The arms and legs of the italians are, on average, longer than that of sardinians. The humerus is shorter and the forearm longer, thereby approximating similar form to that of a snake.

The italian eye often has a yellowish scierotic coat over it, similar to a drunk n*gger.

The italian has a shorter trunk; the cross-section of an italian chest is more circular than sardinians. Also similar to a snake.

The pebis of an italian is narrower and shorter than sardinians, just as it is in a snake.

The italian has a larger and shorter neck - once again akin to that of snakes.

The italian ears are inexistent, rather small, standing somewhat high and detached thus approximating the snake form.

The three curvatures of the human spine are less pronounced in the italian than in the sardinian and thus more characteristic of a snake.

The two bones proper of the nose are occasionally united in the italiam, just as in snakes.

Taxonomists and geneticists believe that italians should be classified as a different species. In fact, Peppeddu Mamarredexedda declared in "Seu sardu, no italianu: cumenti d'appu sciu chi sos continentales funti subumanusu" that the italians are so distinct that similar differences found in any other animal would warrant their classification as a different species.
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