Chess is one of the oldest games based on war yet the media doesn’t say anything about it

If the number of suicidal people increases it also drops

Eid Mubarak

The saddest thing is when a person who gave you amazing memories, becomes a memory.

When you die you go from being somebody to some body

Maybe if I died you'd miss the way I used to make you feel

Menopause should be rephrased to Menostop because there is no Menoplay after it.

Keeping my distance because I know I can't have you.

Stop over thinking and quit making up problems that don't exist.

Good memories hurt more than bad ones.

i still care but i’m just tired

just because someone is strong enough to handle pain, doesn't mean they deserve it

My little daughter came to me all excited, saying, “Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I’ll be in August!” I said, “Oh I don’t know princess, why don’t you tell me?” She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers!

It’s now three hours later, the police are annoyed and she still won’t say where she got them.

Why do some women shave off their eyebrows and draw it at the same place and commit to one facial expression for the whole day ?

No one realizes how dumb they are, until auto correct has zero idea what they're trying to spell.

Failure give me strength,
Pain was my motivation

"I am single" doesn't mean I'm available Period

Life will come at u from every side you'll be scared, nervous, insecure awkward yeah but everything u wish to have is beyond that line of fear.

The job of an actor is to pretend they are not an actor

The letter 't' is very important in the word 'peanuts.'

If you rob a bank either way you will have 10 years of secured food and shelter.