Some women want their outfits to be noticed,but me I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it z next day

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I Love You So Much That Sometimes I Hold My Pee Just To Reply You

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Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

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When he opens doors for you... then smacks your ass as you walk through.

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Hello, my name is ረዳት and I like to collect አሮጌ ብር and show off my butt crack

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Blind people can’t read braille they feel braille.

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Few things in life are as nice as flipping your pillow over to the cold side.

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Be the love you never received

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“When you are silent, you are again beautiful.”

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“The things you used to own, now they own you.”

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Your hand is bisexual, no matter how straight you are.

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Humans learned to think like computers just so we could teach computers to think like humans.

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A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 ppl

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In order to sleep we have to pretend to be asleep

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Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world

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Try everything

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If you swallow yourself, will you be double or disappear?
◀️ Double disappear ▶️

If a poison expired, will it be
◀️more poisonous or less poisonous▶️?

There should be reality show where flat earthers should find the edge of the world.

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