If you swallow yourself, will you be double or disappear?
◀️ Double disappear ▶️

If a poison expired, will it be
◀️more poisonous or less poisonous▶️?

There should be reality show where flat earthers should find the edge of the world.

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I've figured out why black athletes are so good at winning races.

At the start there's a white man with a pistol.

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What do you do if your girlfriend tells you she’s HIV Positive?

Try to act surprised

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If you kiss her mind, her body will follow.

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I admire people who choose to shine, even after all the storms they have been through.

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Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.

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We all broke our own rules for someone.

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Hey guys give us your "ተረት እና ምሳሌ" with a wrong punchline.

Like
Correct:የእነቶሎቶሎ ቤት.... ግድግዳዉ ሰንበሌጥ
mine:የእነቶሎቶሎ ቤት....ግድግዳዉ ብሎኬት

use the bot: @deepthoughts2Bot

Yenetolotolo bet tolo techerese

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ፍየል ከመድረሷ ታረደች ለምሳ

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ፍየል ወዲህ ፍየሉም ወዲህ

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ሲሮጡ የታጠቁት ስለቸኮሉ ነዉ

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የነቶሎቶሎ ቤት......የነሱ ጎረቤት

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ድብ ቢያብር አንበሳ ምን አገባዉ

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የጅብ ችኩል ቀንድ ነዉ ምግቡ

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ስራ ለሰሪው እሾክ ለግንብ

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ዶሮን ሲያታልሏት መላላጫሽ ያምራል አሏት

የበላ ና የተማረ ወድቆ አየሁት
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