It is only the first bottle that is expensive. ~ French Proverb

First Song of The Game of Thrones
Season 8 Soundtrack 😍🔥

*Google searching

Me: How to lose weight quick

Google: May be you should stop googling about food every fucking morning!

You’re not officially old until you become the person in your house who turns all the lights off

Such a long eyelashes some bitches have on these days,
If they blink fast enough they’d probably start flying!

I wanted you to be my soul mate. I fought hard even if I know you and I never meant to be together, guess I was so stupid to be with you with all the lies, and the pretending things. You destroyed me, I wish I could do the same; and I can't.

Maybe we are not meant to be. But i want us to be! Because you are my moon. And my life we'll be nothing without you.

Love me or hate me, both are in my
favour. If you love me, I will always be
in your heart, and if you hate me, I will
be in your mind.
@deepthoughts2

We can make everything better by just talking.

Drink Water

She is like an avocado. She is a healthy fat.

Effort is sexy!

Don’t promote my Enjera by saying it’s gluten free, full of fiber minamin. As if we eat it for that. First of all, We didn’t have a choice, that’s what our parents feed us until we get addicted and can’t eat anything else. Second it taste good and it fills you. That’s the only true reason

You don’t want to be a bird, you just want to fly...

Donald Trump is a living proof that USA is land of opportunities. You can still be a president even if you are stupid

Chicken or Egg, which one comes first?

If you believe in God, obviously God created chickens first

If you believe in Evolution, still chickens are first to evolve

End of the argument!

If you get a tattoo of እንጀራ will it be ድርቆሽ when you get old?

Oxygen had a threesome with 2 Hydrogen and they got wet together and saved us all

— True Love Story

*When visiting someone sick

Americans: Get well soon

British: Wishing you speedy recovery

Ethiopian: I know someone who died with that same illness

Foreign accent syndrome is a medical condition in which patients develop speech patterns that are perceived as a foreign accent that is different from their native accent.

Smoke weed on top of that and you will get ጃሉድ

The way some of you jump to conclusions will qualify you to the Olympic pole-vault game