(being introduced to someone for the first time)

Hey, are you mad at me?

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Me: cuming
Her: is it in?

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Mom: From now on, your phone is your book😡 Understand?? What is your phone again?
Me: Tecno

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Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you

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When you keep criticizing your kids, they don't stop loving you, they stop loving themselves

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You know my love isn't real when i let you lie to me.

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Satan stop hiding in short woman, we know its you.

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If a girl says 'wow' during an argument, don't continue... She is deeply hurt

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If you want more kindness in the world, PUT IT THERE

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After a long search, what you are looking for will find you

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The most challenging relationship is the healthy one after the toxic one

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I sell mirrors in the city of the blind

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Even though we can't have all we want, we should be thankful we don't get what we deserve.

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Today I cleaned the house spotless, so now I'm gonna need everyone to stop living here.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all the doubt.

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When your dress to kill but nobody is dying😒

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You spend your life collecting guests for your own funeral. Your family is your starter pack.

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We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side.

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Without school, its hard to remember which day it is

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I love compliments that are not based on looks, they mean so much more

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures

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