Nothing is more childish than being angry at me for forgetting your birthday. Did I give birth to you?

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Them: what are you giving to your mother in law for mother's day?
Me: her son back!

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So many people are hanging on by the thinnest of threads. Treat people well. You could just be that thread

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Accept that you have some toxic traits, too. It is not always the other person

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You are somebody's reason to masturbate.

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I'm not mature enough to give up my window seat
Neveeerrrr...

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If it costs you your peace, it is too expensive

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All your life decisions have led you to read this.

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Ten years ago YouTubers used to become celebrities now celebrities are becoming YouTubers.

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You still ask your mom permission to go out? lmao ..me too

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If I would be teacher, I will try to find out who have crush on whom and make them seat together

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Misery does love company.

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Your boyfriend doesn't post about you because he's protecting other girl's feelings

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Good morning ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Every night I play a game called, " should I pee or can I hold it till morning?"

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Taking a walk with mom is nice but be ready to greet the whole kebele

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Nurse: I think the patient is dead

Me: let's se, hmmm አዲስ በድብቅ የተቀረፀ የዳናይትን የራቁት ቪዲዬ ለማየት....

Nurse: What....

Me: shhhhh

Łįl Dõpí böî šwæg: *coughs and wake up

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We don't really hear rain fall; we hear rain land.

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Make it clear...
If you want sex or relationship or somebody to talk to or just for time pass
But don't use someone...I repeat ...don't use someone

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Ever noticed that " lol " looks like habesha toilet seat?

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They will keep on threatening you but as long as they aren't able to cut off your legs, keep moving

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