If you dislike someone, dislike them alone. Don't recruit others to join your case

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What if life is the dream and when we die, we wake up 🤔🤔

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ሰአት ስንት ነው?

-25 ጉዳይ

Me:

The person:

Me:

The person:

*still holding eye contact

Me:

The person:

Me: ለስንት godammit!!

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The beauty industry

For men: this can be used as shampoo, body wash, lotion, face wash,toothpaste, mouthwash

For her: we've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow

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The closest I get to spa day is when the steam from boiling tea smacks me in the face.

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Can we have a moment of silence for all those good hair days where no one important saw you.

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Homeless people are not the problem. They are the result of the problem

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Funny about getting older, your eyesight may weaken yet you can see through people much better

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Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of stuff

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Sometimes you have to piss people off and sit back to watch their true colors unfold

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If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table...not a taller fence

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Workers play football, managers play tennis and CEOs play golf... The higher your rank the smaller your balls.

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i need more friends who understand that i still want to be invited but I'm not going

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Gyms are a place where the customer works harder than the employee.

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If she pulls down her pants and underwear at the same time.........
Run nigga run

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Everything and everyone is bound together with some invisible strings

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The best weight you will ever lose is the weight of other people's opinions

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Before you fake your lifestyle on social media, at least block the people that know you in person

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Just because I look strong, people tend to forget that I have a fragile heart and feelings too.

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Maybe we don't walk away from people to teach them a lesson. But simply because we have finally learned ours

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You only see what I choose to show you

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