*me flirting*

Me: let me sniff shiro powder off dem titties

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Depressed person: i feel numb and dead
Me: since our outer layer skin cells are dead,aren't we all dead
Depressed person:
Me:

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Every time I look in the mirror I see a person I truly hate

And then I realize it's not a mirror, it's a window

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The world is full of dreamers that never made it. Love stories that never ended. And broken hearts that were never mended

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Eat like no one is going to see you naked

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We do not fear love, we fear that love will grow cold and die before we do

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My girlfriends dad asked me what
I do. Apparently, "your daughter"
wasn't the right answer.

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Thanks to modern-day Porn, the word “Daddy” has irreversibly been spoiled.

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That moment after you cum and all her beauty is gone.

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*Standing on the verge of mountain
Person:hello
Echoes:hello,hello,hello
Person:wuuuuhuuuu
Echoes:wuuuhuuu,wuuuhuuu,wuuuuhuuuu
Person:I love you
Echoes:

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Me:send nudes
Her:*typing
Me:are you seriously typing the pussy now?🤔

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Single boys don't have girlfriend

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Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee and then after that still please don't talk to me

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It's never too late to go back to bed

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If you keep following your dreams they're going to file a restraining order

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Lil bro: why does that woman have such a huge forehead?

Me: idk..im guessing she got pregnant on the head for giving too many blow jobs.

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Him: *sends dick picture*
Her: ewushu it looks cute

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*guy eating a vegetarians pussy*
Her:what are you doing?
Guy:putting some lomi on it

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3 dates with me and you will see my whole closet.

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You gotta stop watering dead plants

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Dear God, make me a bird. So I can fly far, far away from here

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