"You're a lucky man" Is a nice way to tell a guy that you'd bang his girlfriend or wife.

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On some cocky shit....the grass is greener wherever i am

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Every time you think a loving thought, you literally bless all realms of creation

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If a male mermaid is a merman, then a female German must be a Germaid.

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Technically the day starts at night.

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Am i the only one that says "አንቺስ ጋ?" instead of "አንቺ ጋስ?"
Just because አንቺ ጋስ sounds similar to አንቺ Gas ⛽️

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A person claiming to be constipated is either full of shit, or full of shit.

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For all my Ethiopian friends, i just learned something today!

Do y'all know the game "Desto, finger, caw, cawter, oly"?

Did you know that it means "just a finger can count only"?😂😂

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Everyday above ground is a great day.

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The worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why.

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When someone gives you gum at school, it’s either a sign that they respect you, or that you have bad breath.

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Saying ሆረሩ instead of saying ghost in horror movies
#habesha
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I met an old lady once, almost one hundred years old, and she told me, “There are only two questions that human beings have ever fought over, all through history. How much do you love me? And Who’s in charge?” Everything else is somehow manageable. But these two questions of love and control undo us all, trip us up and cause war, grief and suffering. - Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything.

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PIZZA GUY: Your total is $26.34


ME: I can’t afford that

PIZZA GUY: Well you’ll have to pay some other way.

ME: [takes out wallet] Wait I forgot I had 30 dollars.

PORN DIRECTOR: Cut! The fuck are you doing?

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The alphabet says hi then jk.

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The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence.

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That fear when our parents are using our phones😓😓

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The universe will send you exactly what you asked for and then send you distraction to see if your gonna fuck up what u asked for

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Cold nights and old songs ☺️☺️

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When a girl cancels a date, she cancels it because she has to.
But when a boy cancels a date, he cancels because he has two

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