20 years ago it was exciting to go online and talk with someone from far far away. Now it's exciting to go online and find someone who happens to live nearby.

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Things that go through my mind when a girl texts me first

- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap

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Be a nice human.

Be careful of losing yourself from trying so hard to relate.

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Florida drug dealer calls 911 to report missing cocaine

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Closing your eyes after turning off the alarm is one of the most dangerous sports in the modern world.

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Friend: True love always comes back!

Me: My ex come back last week

Friend: See...

Me: To invite me for her wedding

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Respectfully disrespecting people like “እናቶትን...”

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Better act like you care before I act like I never met you

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There is headache and then there is typing in Amharic.

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There is still some hope.

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Dear whoever is reading this,you’re young,you’re beautiful and someone out there is crazy about u.
So smile because life is too short to be unhappy.

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No body's worthless, we're God's masterpiece.

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How do u wash your blankets ?
Whites :we use washing machine
Blacks :👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣

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I walk around like am okay😒😒 but deep down inside....................

I wanna start a fight just to see if I still got it 😤

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Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 20 minutes ago

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Here is a little song I wrote called...
Where in the hell did my weekend go?

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Crush: *smiles at me
Me: *suddenly Googles " Is smiling sign of love"*

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A lot of people's lives are determined by where their teacher randomly assigned them to sit.

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I wish I met some people a little earlier, some a little later and some never at all

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