Cop: Anything in the car i should know about?

ME: Nah, just stuff you shouldn't know about

Cop: Cool, have a good day

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Want Me?
Earn Me!

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Hug me until I smell like you.

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ኪንታሮት
[virus]

Transmitted by counting an infected person's

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Stay hydrated.

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Be a nice human.

When you’re doing skincare but your skin doesn’t care

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You know your old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

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Nothing is too dirty with the right person.

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If you don’t consider her crazy to be adorable and her psychopathy charming, you are not really in love with her.

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we praise photographs that look like drawing and drawings that look like photographs.

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“←” The Backspace, hiding real feelings and emotions since before time began.

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Taking the first bite of a burger determines where the front of it is.

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I don't know how but I can sleep for hours and hours and still feel tired.

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You know you've grown up when your mom's ግርፊያ don't hurt you anymore..

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Her: I'm leaving u!

Me: Is it because I never listen to u?

Her: Yes!

Me: Fine! I will see u tonight

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