Being handsome doesn't mean you're every women's type some girls love their frogs 🐸

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She listens with big dark soft eyes. Tell her: more and more: all. Then a sigh: silence. Long long long rest.

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Over dosed from Over thinking.

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"Exams are not a way of teachers calling you an idiot ...It's their way of proving it to you."

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I sometimes just pause NF's song, so that he can breath

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Some guys in relationship are damn loyal to their girlfriends because they know if anything goes wrong they ain't getting another one

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Its not that i can't live without you though.
The fact is i wanna live with you.

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If you dislike someone, dislike them alone. Don't recruit others to join your case

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The real ones are dying...the fake ones are litt.

~Cole
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Q:What does tasty soya and dildos have in common?

A: They're both meat substitutes

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It's sad that memes become the source of news now a days for some people.

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Normal guy: Grandpa is dead.

Instagram guy: #grandpa #dead #sad # crying

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Many boys are practicing karate in girl's inbox
"Hey...hi...hae...heyya...hoo"

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7777

Would you rather 
◀️lose your sense of touch or your sense of smell▶️?

WOULD YOU RATHER
give up shopping 4 six months ⏹
give up emoji 4 six months⏺

Strict parents don't raise obedient kids.they raise superhumans that can distinguish family members by listening to the sound of their footsteps.

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Her: I am not taking the sex education!
Teacher: why not?
Her: I heard the final exam will be Oral.

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It always seems that the only nights you can't fall asleep are the ones where you need to wake up early

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Dating me is very difficult. I can wake up and decide to ignore you the whole day

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