There could be a famous person in your balls

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What inspires you to get up everyday in the morning?

Me: my bladder

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Keep your relationship private, not a secret. There's a difference.

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Girls fart too.
Deal with it.

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This generation be like
"ልጁ ክርስትና እሚነሳው በ B612 ነው ወይስ በ candy?"

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Logic Lecturer: "If you have any question you can ask me"
Me *raising hand to get attention: "ኮርኒሳቸው ጂፕሰም የሆኑ ሰዎች ፍቅር ሲይዛቸው ምን ሊቆጥሩ ነው?"
Logic Lecturer: "የሚቀመጥላቸውን የ F ብዛት! ክፍሌን ለቀህ ውጣ"
Me: "Logic was never an option"

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You ever get nervous texting someone because they are really good at grammar?

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I'M NOT SINGLE. I'M TAKEN as a joke

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Fall in love when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

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I keep subnoscripts ON b/c sometimes I just be snacking too loud.

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I skip test questions like I'm going to be different person when I get back to them

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Him: I'm tired of you.
Her: she went and bought him an energy drink.

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Difference is one thing
We have in common.

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I'm not here to impress, I'm here to impact

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Be a nice human.

Every decision in your life led you to this moment and this stupid sentence.

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አልጋነሽ is underated name.

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Love at first sight exists. Given that you are incredibly hot.

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Happiness is overrated, greatness requires a certain amount of constant misery.

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