don’t let someone get comfortable disrespecting you.

shut it down.

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*1st night

Wife: Please, not today. Let's celebrate our honeymoon only after we understand each other.
Husband: My 'under' is already 'standing' for you!

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If you’re not dating to marry,then you’re dating for heartbreak. Let that sink in.

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Stay hydrated.

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If I Say I Will Never Leave
I Mean It, I Will End Up With You.

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People with cracked phone screens are gonna be billionaires in future.. Amen

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Never think, you're the second option in someone's life. You're probably the fifth or sixth or maybe not an option at all

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Young Jesus: mom where do babies come from?


Joseph: [pulls up a chair] yea Mary, where DO babies come from?

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​​That Moment When your mom starts Yelling and you pretend To scrath Your Head, So in Case She Hits You You can block

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​Me and my group members going to the front for our presentation

Going to rock bottom do you guys need anything

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How can psychology majors be depressed... like bro just look at your notes

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The smarter you are, the more dumbasses you have around you.

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Siri, find this bitches G-Spot please

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*father giving me 10 bucks for the whole day*

Me: ቆሎ ብደፋስ

Father: ልቀመው

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For every light there is a shadow

DEEPTHPUGHTS

No matter how good you are too people ; not everyone,would appreciate it.

DEEPTHOUGHTS

The longer you wait...
Her wedding card you get

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Dear facebook,
Please stop suggesting people i may know. I do know them. I don't like them

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PLEASE SAVE A LIFE ❤️

6710 just lets be a nice HUMAN and give one birr, one minute for life.

TEXT ON 6710. Thank you!

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