Have i not destroyed my enemy when I made him into my friend?

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FYI all diets lead you back to the toilet

DEEPTHOUGHTS

Ethiopian career options:
• Doctor
• Lawyer
• Engineer
• Disgrace to the family.

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Me: I'll study at 10:00

Time: *10:02*

Me: It's too late to start now. I'll study at 11:00

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وقتی عاشق شخصیت یک نفر شوید همه چیز درباره او زیبا خواهد شد.

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Wonder know how many of you translate and read this😊

Kindness is a discipline, not a trait.

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The biggest marketing lie to parents is " fun for the whole family"

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You delete a dating app when it actually works.

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig ?

The F

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It's officially that... "wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon" type of weather.

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Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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If you want to succeed, no blaming, no complaining. Take responsibility for your life. Starting now.

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Life doesn't forgive weakness.

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