What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig ?

The F

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It's officially that... "wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon" type of weather.

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Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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If you want to succeed, no blaming, no complaining. Take responsibility for your life. Starting now.

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Life doesn't forgive weakness.

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Be a nice human.

PLEASE!

I act like I don't care but damn, I always visit your timeline

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I hate that I'm still hoping

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The uglier the haircut, the more happier your parents become

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When you go to your ጎሮቤት and the food tastes hella fine but u gotta be a lady
#struggle

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Once u start using phone, the tv becomes a radio.

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Some homeless lady called me ugly and i said"it's okay I'm going home"😭😂💀

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Fight over ideas not physically.

Be logical

Be reasonable

News: Goat in India born with human face.

"How did that happen?" said the lonely Indian farmer.

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They tell you not to do drugs, in HIGHschool

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I'm breathing tree farts!

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Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in

Me: Thanks for reminding me

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