Once u start using phone, the tv becomes a radio.

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Some homeless lady called me ugly and i said"it's okay I'm going home"😭😂💀

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Fight over ideas not physically.

Be logical

Be reasonable

News: Goat in India born with human face.

"How did that happen?" said the lonely Indian farmer.

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They tell you not to do drugs, in HIGHschool

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I'm breathing tree farts!

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Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in

Me: Thanks for reminding me

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Its okay to say NO.

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Sex is the cheapest form of entertainment which is why the poorest people have the most kids.

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When you say the word "poop"

your mouth moves just like your butt-hole does when you poop.

The same is true for "explosive diarrhea".

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Some people are wise
Some people are otherwise

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With great power comes great electric bill

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People who reply late
"FEELING CELEBRITY?"

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Posting bae is old fashioned now we post their parents

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i call myself terms and conditions

because y'all keep ignoring me

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I hate when someone texts me because then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them

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