Sex is the cheapest form of entertainment which is why the poorest people have the most kids.

@deepthoughts2

When you say the word "poop"

your mouth moves just like your butt-hole does when you poop.

The same is true for "explosive diarrhea".

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Some people are wise
Some people are otherwise

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With great power comes great electric bill

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People who reply late
"FEELING CELEBRITY?"

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Posting bae is old fashioned now we post their parents

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i call myself terms and conditions

because y'all keep ignoring me

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I hate when someone texts me because then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them

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If there was an STD that decreased the size of penises, nobody would ever forget to use a condom ever again.

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The girl I've been praying to have sex with died today.

On the plus side, I got a job at the local mortuary.

God works in mysterious ways.

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There have been nearly 3000 God's so far b/t only yours actually exist.
The others are silly made up nonsense.
But not yours.
Yours is real

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We got dreams and the right to chase em

J cole

When you fall in love with the words, it doesn’t mean you know the writer.

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መስማት ከሚፈልገዉ በላይ ለሰዉ ከነገርከዉ፣
ጠላት መባል እንደምትችል ቀድመህም እወቀዉ።

#pamfalon
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"እንክ ሰላምታ"

"በምንታ?"

"በ አልዛይመር"

"ምን አለ በ አልዛይመር?"

"እንካ ሰላምታ?"

@deepthoughts2

Basket player dies*
People who didn't even know him: he was like my father.

#Myhabesha
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