What do you call two fat peoples having sex?

ግብረ ጮማ ግንኙነት

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What feels illegal but isn't?

Making eye contact with Federal police.

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What if they're not stars, but little holes poked into the top of a container so we can breath?

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I can't touch my aunt or I will explode.

She's made from auntie-matter


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if you stole a second from every humans lifespan you'd be able to live 240 more years.

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As we grow as unique persons, we learn to respect the uniqueness of others.

© Robert Schuller
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Dating in your 20 is becoming more of managing previous wounds

It seems like everyone is damaged already and you gotta choose which kind of damages you can handle and willing to tolerate

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even staring at the wall is interesting when you studying.

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Can my hair and eyelashes grow faster, and my leg hair chill for a sec.

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You don't need makeup to look good
You need the right eyes staring at you

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Nothing is more dangerous than a person with a broken heart and a smiling face

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Pay close attention to people who don't clap when you win

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If something is free you are the product.

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Me: You're bad

ሰይጣን: No, You're bad

Me: No, You're bad

ሰይጣን: Omgash... stop it you making me blush

Me: Okay okay, we both bad baby

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You become very dangerous when you learn how to control your feelings.

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I donno who need to hear this

Internet eyayehu new aybalem😐

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Show me a habesha dad that wasn't first in his class or that didn't walk thru a river and a big ass mountain every morning to get to school 🏫

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I cannot make my anger beautiful
I cannot make my pain sweet
I am not a poet

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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes.

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Show me a habesha dad that wasn't first in his class or that didn't walk through a river and a big ass mountain every morning to get to school.

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