When will we stop pretending we didn't get our physics papers?¿

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What do you call a guy who prefer boobs over ass?



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Be teachable you're not always right.

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Houses for sell.

When you think of love, do you think of pain?

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Confidence is silent
Insecurities are loud.

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Your stomach probably thinks all food is ፍትፍት.

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i call myself terms and conditions

because y'all keep ignoring me

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True sadness is knowing you'll never see that cute stranger again

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When a teacher grades you with an F, they just pay their respects for your stupidity.

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"What do you see in him anyway" They ask

"The person he'd be if loved" I tell them

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There is no such thing as"your truth" there is the truth and your opinion.

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How do you tell the sex of an ant?

You drop it in water. If it sinks: girl ant.

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I am not even on his option list. But he is my priority.

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Which song makes you cry?
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Me: AUD201920122
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If you are the most smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room.

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