There is no such thing as"your truth" there is the truth and your opinion.

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How do you tell the sex of an ant?

You drop it in water. If it sinks: girl ant.

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I am not even on his option list. But he is my priority.

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Which song makes you cry?
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Me: AUD201920122
👀

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If you are the most smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room.

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My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer

Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

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9 times of 10 people don’t leave because of the job. They leave because of the management.

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People: "you look so unapproachable"
Me: "and yet, here you are"

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The way you walk is your body's accent.

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Teacher: What makes you see?
Me: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose? Me: Its to hold my glasses!🤓

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Ethiopian Girls wanna date these korean kpop dudes but ends up marrying Gojjame niggas named ጀምበሬ ባይከዳኝ

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I have a plan for my retirement that ensures I'll never go hungry.

Shoplifting.

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If fish screamed and cried when on a hook, spear, or even in a net, the rules of fishing and how they’re treated might be a lot different.

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Not everyone you lose is a loss.

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hold my hand and tell me i'm not worthless.

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When Adam was lonely God Gave him one Woman!

I Repeat one Woman.

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So I’m giving up drinking for the next month straight.

Sorry, that came out wrong.

Ahem.

So, I’m giving up. Drinking for the next month straight.

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What makes you different, makes you beautiful.