Deep Thoughts
Expectation is the root of all heartaches. @deepthoughts2
Said William Shakespeare.
My best friend lost his tongue in an accident at work. But he doesn’t like talking about it.
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Having the same hair length, a man is said to have long hair while a woman is said to have short hair.
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My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she said in her diary.
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At least that's what she said in her diary.
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Dating coach: so u tried flirting
Me: sure, I gave him 'the look'
Dating coach: show me
* I bit my lip seductively*
Dating coach: have you considered biting your lower lip?
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Me: sure, I gave him 'the look'
Dating coach: show me
* I bit my lip seductively*
Dating coach: have you considered biting your lower lip?
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Taking a dog from its owner is a crime, but taking a dog from its parents is normal and accepted.
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"Is the glass half full or half empty?" can't be properly answered without knowing how it got to the halfway point.
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