stop picking your nose like there is a gold mine in there.

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My math teacher called me average...

How mean.

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The more expensive a couple's wedding is, the more likely they are to get divorced.

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Embrace uncertainty. Some of the most beautiful chapters in our lives won’t have a noscript until much later.

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Trust God and Chill.

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Make your absence felt.

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Don get me wrong I love my friends.
but if they got no umbrella on a sunny day, I'll ditch em for sure.

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all my hunger goes away with just "make it yourself"

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Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945

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we're young but we stressing like we are 40

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“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

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It's not always the tears that measure the pain. sometimes it's the smile we fake.

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This is not the time to have a meeting. There is corona out there. እባክህ ተረጋጋ ሰብሰቤ

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These days, unprotected sex is safer than unprotected handshakes.

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እጃችሁን ሳትታጠቡ ግንዛቤ አትጨብጡ።

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My Love For You Is A Masterpiece But You Never Really Care For Art.

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But our Ebola never went to China.

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My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by laying in bed all day

But look at me now, I'm saving the world.

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A guy ate a bat, and now i'm unemployed.

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Not having a social life is finally paying off😐

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I have seen ppl being rude by being over polite.

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