Me:
I have to take a shower...

**5 hours and 3 days later
someone gets to the shower

Me: WHAT THE FUCK i was about to take a shower
Fuck this house

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My first childhood heartbreak:

finding out the moon and sun
don't follow me.

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ME: *breathes

The elderly: አይይይ የዘመኑ ልጆች

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"How lazy are you?"

Me :"ሰርጋችን ላይ አናስገባም ሰርገኛ ካሉ ራሱ ተመልሼ ነው ምሄደው"

@KiRabbitt
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When you realize that NEWS stands for
N-orth
E-ast
W-est
S-outh

*my whole life was a lie

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Babies don't know shit, and only learn by imitating. They prove "fake it till you make it" works.

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Tradition is a peer pressure from our ancestors.

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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

#wordplay
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Ur cousins are either ur bff's or the biggest snitches ever🗣, no in between

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When ppl post pics of them crying ...wtf we supposed to do
Dm you a tissue 🤷🏽‍♀

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You most likely won’t find any negative reviews on a parachute

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The chances of a kidnapped person falling in love with his/her kidnapper is about 8%

The chances of someone falling in love with me just went from 0% to 8%

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ኪንታሮት
[virus]

Transimtted by counting an infected person's

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እጅህን አትታጠብና

ሲያሳክክህ ሲሳይ ነው በል

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*some channel hits 1000members

Admin: 1k ThAnK yOu So MuCh I lOvE u gUyS!

me:

Leaves the channel

No one:
African songs: ሚላቪ
ዮ ቦዲ ሚዋይና ቱናይት

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Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service. Please recharge your account. ethio telecom

Mmm omg wow!!😃

Recharge my account??😃

Why didnt i think of that??🤔

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