Before going to bed a girl says:
“Goodnight Mum, Goodnight Dad, Goodnight grandad, bye grandma.”
The next day the grandma dies. The girl says again:
“Goodnight Mum, Goodnight Dad, Bye grandad.”
The next day the grandad dies. The next night, the girl says:
“Goodnight Mum, bye Dad.”
When the dad gets home from work he says “Honey I have had the most insane day!”
The Mother says: “Me too! The postman died on the front yard!”
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“Goodnight Mum, Goodnight Dad, Goodnight grandad, bye grandma.”
The next day the grandma dies. The girl says again:
“Goodnight Mum, Goodnight Dad, Bye grandad.”
The next day the grandad dies. The next night, the girl says:
“Goodnight Mum, bye Dad.”
When the dad gets home from work he says “Honey I have had the most insane day!”
The Mother says: “Me too! The postman died on the front yard!”
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Kung Fu student asks his teacher
"Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated.
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon... when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
"Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated.
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon... when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
You are loved when you are born.
You are loved when you die.
In between you have to manage.!!
You are loved when you die.
In between you have to manage.!!
Who ever said suicide is not good , have they tried it before ??
No matter how a good cook you are or a culinary school you attended, you will never be a perfect cook like your mom
No matter how strong you are or which gym you go to, you will never be as strong as your dad
No matter how strong you are or which gym you go to, you will never be as strong as your dad
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting😄
If you lose your self-respect, you also lose the respect of others.
~ #Yiddish Proverb
~ #Yiddish Proverb
The more you ask how much longer it will take, the longer the journey will seem.
Telling people they’ve made your day will often result in you making their day.
“If you’re not willing to be a fool,then you can’t be a master.”– Jordan Peterson
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
― Robert Frost
― Robert Frost
My life is mine, but my heart is yours. My smile is also mine, but the reason is you.✨
You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read them when no one is watching