The chances of a kidnapped person falling in love with his/her kidnapper is about 8%

The chances of someone falling in love with me just went from 0% to 8%

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ኪንታሮት
[virus]

Transimtted by counting an infected person's

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እጅህን አትታጠብና

ሲያሳክክህ ሲሳይ ነው በል

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*some channel hits 1000members

Admin: 1k ThAnK yOu So MuCh I lOvE u gUyS!

me:

Leaves the channel

No one:
African songs: ሚላቪ
ዮ ቦዲ ሚዋይና ቱናይት

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Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service. Please recharge your account. ethio telecom

Mmm omg wow!!😃

Recharge my account??😃

Why didnt i think of that??🤔

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Make yourself a priority. At the end of the day, you’re your longest commitment

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I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.

It was only when I got home that I realised I had picked 7 Up.

#wordplay
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Girls always know their next boyfriend while they are in a relationship with you.

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The oldest known "Yo Mama" joke was found on a 3500 y.o. broken tablet in Iraq. And is missing the punchline.

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*watching a movie with my lil bro

Bro: Why is the man crying

Me: Cause he couldn't pay for his mom's hospital bills

Bro: Why cant he pay from the money he gets for making this movie?!

Me:

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I'm one those kids who እስክስታ መምታት in this music
እነክሽ እነካ እነክሽ እነካ
አፍንጫ ሲመታ አይን ያለቅሳል ለካ

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Job interviewer : "how did you hear about us?”

Me: Wait, ሚስጥር ነበር እንዴ?

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Zinabu meta
Tentebatebe
Yezinabu lij
....... Atebe

Those good times when the only big life decision we had to make was to say either kitun or egrun

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Dating feminist is very nice until she slaps you with ‘የሚቀጥለዉ እሁድ ቤታችሁ አሮጊት እልካለዉ ለቤተሰብህ አሳዉቅ’

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When you in a concert and the performer shouts now you sing it

ME: I didn't pay to hear my own damn voice now SING!!!

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*group of friends crush into an abandoned house*
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*horror movie begins*

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What starts with a letter P and ends with the letter E and has a million letters in it?

Me: Pmillione😐

Actual answer: post office

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