What starts with a letter P and ends with the letter E and has a million letters in it?

Me: Pmillione😐

Actual answer: post office

@deelthoughts2

* some guy opinion*
"When women wear makeup they're basically lying to us"
Me: I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold eyelids

@deepthoughts2

i dont know who need to hear this but saying "ተጫወት" to a person in a group conversation isn't really a proper motivation.

@deepthoughts2

Don’t you think the myth “ወልደሽ ከብደሽ" makes our women gain weight after giving birth?

@deepthoughts2

People will think you're dumber for wearing a mask incorrectly than not wearing a mask at all.

@deepthoughts2

Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For instance, "Ben is in a hurry."
"Ben is in a coma."

#wordplay
@deepthoughts2

Police: You are under arrest!
Me: Why?
Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle.
Me: Did you say six?
Police: that is correct, six!
Me: Damn it, we have lost Marta.

@deepthoughts2

የTelevision ግብር tho 😂 they think we will pay them 😆 EBC expects us to pay them haha 🤣

እዚ ምን ቀልድ አለ.. ቀልድ EBC ጋር ቀረ

@Issuess
@deepthoughts2

Sis... your education,career and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you.

@deepthoughts2

Those who go to sleep naked, what are u preparing for, spiritual sex?🧐

@deepthoughts2

NAH.

_ Rosa parks,1955

@deepthoughts2

my brain : ተፈላሰፍ እስኪ

me : ኧረ ይቅርብኝ

my brain : ችግር የለውም ሞክር

me : " ከኔ በላይ ታውቃለህ ማለት ካንተ በታች አውቃለሁ ማለት አይደለም "

My brain : wtf😂😂😂

@deepthoughts2

Government: stay indoors
People who haven't exercised since 1998:🏃‍♂🏃‍♀🚶‍♀🚶‍♂

@deepthoughts2

Her: Why do you keep cheating on me every time I give you another chance?

Me: I think the real question is why do you keep giving me another chance, everytime I cheat on you?

@deepthoughts2

Skeletons probably use toothpaste to clean their whole body and not just their teeth

@deepthoughts2

Them: የሰው ልጅ ህይወት ቅጠል አይደለም ክቡር ነው

Also them: COVID-19 የሰውን ልጅ ህይወት እየቀጠፈ ነው..

@deepthoughts2

እሺ if people at the gym are doing ብረት መስራት

Then what are Steelmakers doing? 🤨
ARE THEY JOKING TO YOU

@Issuess
@deepthughts2

Anyone here who speaks Spanish fluently text me HERE

Just because the canvas has spaces doesn’t mean they need to be painted over

@deepthoughts2

Its 5 minutes for you
It’s a lifetime for her.

SAY NO TO RAPE

Movie characters always have a top school locker

@deepthoughts2