Things that go through my mind when a girl texts me first

- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap

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You can't say "lmaooo" with a flat ass,you just can't.

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ሁሌ ከቴሌ እየተበደረ ላለመክፈል ሲሙን ሚሰብረውን ልጅ ማን አሉት

ቃ-ሲም

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የእንሰሳት ሀኪም ለሴት ልጁ ስም ሲያወጣ

ሰ🐄

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ፈጣሪ አይስማሽ እንደው
Is actually a blessing fo my evil ass😐

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Short person: i think am falling for her

Me: you mean you are rolling for her

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Ethiopian writer starter pack:

Scarf, Eye glasses, book, leather shoe, sit at some ኑ ቡና ጠጡ

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The 10 minutes I spend on my phone before I sleep are the best 3 hours of my day

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*pen stops working*

Me: ለዛሬ ጻፊልኝ ለነገ ገዛለሁ

*pen starts working*

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No one:

Your black friend: ህፃን እያለው እኮ ቀይ ነበርኩ

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*Rich young dude exists*

People: እሱ እኮ አሰርቶ ነው

Other people: ወንድሜ! እሱ በደና ጊዜ ዘርፏል

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Short couples can't 69 they ea

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Know the difference from being depressed and being bored.

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A real surprise birthday is one when it's not your birthday.

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Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.”

Happy fathers day.

You can't mimick yourself.

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Sorry, You can't order the relief on its own.
It only comes as a desert with pain.

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My Crush: እስቲ ስለ ራስህ ንገረኝ

Nervous me: ሞላላ ነዉ

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Them:are you single or what?

Me:what

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It always rains the hardest on people who deserves the sun

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Remember in kindergarten when this "👎" used to be the finger

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