Q: How did the black guy escape prison?
A: He unscrewed all of the light-bulbs.
Q: How did he get caught?
A: He smiled.

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Unskippable 5 sec ads feel longer than skippable ads.

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A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states


Solid, liquid and gas

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Barcelona ain’t having dinner tonight

They 8-2 much

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"Man is at his highest when upon his knees he comes face to face with God."

Rediscovering the power and passion of Prayer

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✨Good morning beautiful people!✨

Here's a book for some of y'all who actually wanna win in relationship

☀️Have a great Sunday!☀️

Some people think they'll win cos I lost ...... bruh imma be honest I'm not losing or dumb I'm just tired everytime 😂😂

There's a difference.
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Wassssap y'all
Tonight amma give the stage to y'all and you can ask anything you want through the bot
Anything you wanna know about the admins or anything you want to ask our opinion on

the bot is open.
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I have made many mistake in my life

But what i'll not try is Fighting አገላጋይ በሌለበት

I can't intentionally kill myself

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Keep the questions coming and compliments too

Too many questions to answer 😅.... thanks y'all we love and respect all of you ...

We'll answer the questions tomorrow thru a vm ... but keep the questions coming till Tomorrow

You can pronounce "drink" like "jrink" your whole life and no one would know.

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Guys are so deprived of compliments that a simple compliment is enough to get us interested in a girl.

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Me: ትንሽ ራሴን አሞኛል ምን ላርግበት?
Friend: ፀበል ጥሩ ነው።
Me: ፀ

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I always act ባላየ when snacks being handed at የዘመድ ቤት and then act surprised when I get offered😮

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If immortality existed, discrimination would probably exist between people of different eras.

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If your girl doesn't have game on her phone.. guess who she playing😁

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እኔኮ ሚገርመኝ the fact that I drink 7 ሲኒs of Coffee but my lazy ass be still sleepy 😪

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