Some friendships just dont work out out side of school n that's ok

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Girls be calling their short boyfriends “King”......sis that’s lord farquaad from sherk

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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella.

But he hesitated.

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She blocked me, I called her and begged her to unblock me. She unblocked me, now I blocked her. EGO satisfied

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A child's shoulders were not built to bear the weight of their parents' choices

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Taking a walk with mom is nice but be ready to greet the whole kebele

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if a nigga got a gun to my head & tell me to spell psychotherapeutics tell my momma i said i love her.

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Single guys never shoot their shot. But them MFS with girlfriends EMPTY THE CLIP😭😩

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Imagine if girls were suppose to cum to reproduce ......There would be like 20 people on earth😂

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Family : we have something to tell you

Me : what is it ?

Family : you are going to have a new brother

Me : Omg u mean

Family : yes we're giving you to another family

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This girl wearing hella makeup just told me to get out her face... first of all that’s not even ur face

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"I ignored so many people for one person.

Look at me now, SINGLE!"🤦‍♂

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I just heard some girl saying...... "I just wanna be happy is that too much to ask for?" Bruh I felt that

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Nobody :

Absolutely Nobody :

Ethiopian Teachers : "Body present Mind absent"

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Is is just me or "ILY" is not the same as I love you?
Or "imy" "imu"..is not the same as I miss you. Like if u love me or miss me u better take the time and spell it out 🤨

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Ten years ago YouTubers used to become celebrities now celebrities are becoming YouTubers.

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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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You call me Broke without knowing I have airplane on my Phone

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