Nobody :

Absolutely Nobody :

Ethiopian Teachers : "Body present Mind absent"

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Is is just me or "ILY" is not the same as I love you?
Or "imy" "imu"..is not the same as I miss you. Like if u love me or miss me u better take the time and spell it out 🤨

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Ten years ago YouTubers used to become celebrities now celebrities are becoming YouTubers.

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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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You call me Broke without knowing I have airplane on my Phone

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Parents will burst into your room like theyre tryna catch you cheating on them with other parents😒

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Organized people are just too lazy to look for stuff

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Etc meaning: end of thinking capacity

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Skinny girls be cool af till you slap their ass and it sounds like a screenshot.

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God's not too slow
We are too impatient

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Bruh, if you ever see a beautiful girl with some ugly guy .... it's not because he's rich or funny .....







Nigga got hoodies fo sure😂😂

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The singer: ሚካኤል በላይነህ
The song: የፍቅር ምርጫዬ

Random listener on Ethiopia radio station: እንጅባራ ለምትገኘዉ ለ አክስቴ ወይዘሮ አሰለፈች

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Females know everything until you ask em “who’s this dude “

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Women be like “i need someone who can handle my toxic, bipolar, depressed ass”
no girl you need a therapist.

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Niggas always be telling me “listen to that voice in your head” bro that mf wants me to kill myself🙄

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I heard some of y'all wanted a book. Here's one of the best bussiness books, we all can learn sth from this book and i hope y'all enjoy it.

✨have a great day!

Relationships are hard nowadays
Girls don't break-up
They will just leave u inside the relationship and u will be dating urself

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I love places that make you realize how tiny you and your problems are

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And that is in God