If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table. not a taller fence

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ሰአት ስንት ነው?

-25 ጉዳይ

Me:

The person:

Me:

The person:

*still holding eye contact

Me:

The person:

Me: ለስንት godammit!!

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Pastor : ሶስት ጊዜ ጮኸ ውጣ

Me : scream three time and leave the church

Pastor :

Me :

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My appetite so weird I be starving then take 3 bites and be full.

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She post “I miss him” and got all 9 of us feeling special 🤦🏾‍♂

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Y'all having a date in this quarantine? I have an advice ... boy make her take her mask off before falling

I REPEAT MAKE HER TAKE THE MASK OFF

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Coughed on the way home and 4 people turned around. What they think this is, the voice🎤?🤨

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Girls cut their hair just to say “i miss my long hair” for the next 6 months

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My mom used to say “outside aint goin nowhere” now look at outside.. gone🤦🏾‍♂

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Listening is skill.

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Talk to your crush today ..... no connection for 3 days .... be a man

...or a woman ....

...Or bi.....



Or whatever just do it .... no connection tomorrow 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

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Till pride do us Apart

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Shout out to my ex
Gotta say thanks for the stress
If not I would never left
And never been blessed with my next😇.

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A problem with being single is that everyone assumes you don't want to be single.

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Houses in the middle of nowhere tend to be very cheap or very expensive

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How come if you wanna see a younger you, you gotta look at a older picture?
#confusion
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Why does glue stick to everything but the inside of the glue bottle?
#confusion
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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head? like the one you used to read this🤔
#confusion
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If humans can’t see air, then fish can’t see the water right?
#confusion
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If you work security at a samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?
#confusion
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