A problem with being single is that everyone assumes you don't want to be single.

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Houses in the middle of nowhere tend to be very cheap or very expensive

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How come if you wanna see a younger you, you gotta look at a older picture?
#confusion
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Why does glue stick to everything but the inside of the glue bottle?
#confusion
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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head? like the one you used to read this🤔
#confusion
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If humans can’t see air, then fish can’t see the water right?
#confusion
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If you work security at a samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?
#confusion
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Why do we use 'building' while it's already built?🤔
#confusion
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If the Earth was flat, would't someone have fallen off by now?
#confusion
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Why is there light on Earth but not in space?
#confusion
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If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
#confusion
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How does the the human brain ignore the second the?

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Hoodies hit different when they're not yours

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When you say YES to others, make sure you are not saying NO to yourself.

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girls shoot their shots by thinking about you

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Man this is so sad. He was an amazing actor. RIP😔😔😔
#blackpanther 🙅🏾‍♂
#Wakandafoeva 🖤🖤

A girl: እኔ በቃኝ አልበላም

Every habesha: ምነው ሞዴሊስት ለመሆን ነው እንዴ

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Girl: Come over

Guy: I'm coming over

Girl: We should stop using Walkie-Talkies in bed over

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It was funny af when the PE teacher would try and show us how to properly shoot a basketball and nigga missed in front of the whole class.

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When you experience loss, people say you’ll move through the 5 stages of grief….
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance
….. What they don’t tell you is that you’ll cycle through them all every day.

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