[about to do something dangerous]

me : I'm my main character, I cant die.

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Me : ሂጅና ካርድ ገዝተሽልኝ ነይ ስትመለሺ ሽልማት አለሽ

Lil sis : (ካርድ ገዝታ መመለስ)
እሽ ይሄው ገዝቻለሁ የታለ ሽልማቴስ?

Me : ወንድ አትመኚ

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“Men are trash”

- The gender that ate the apple

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Her : where is this relationship heading to

Me : anywhere, ነዳጅ ሲያልቅ I will drop you

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ወንዳታ is better than Bravo.

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The bible will never be rewritten fo your feelings

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R is P taking a step.

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Maybe God will stop sending me stupid Niggas if I send one back to him.

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Dudes be wearing "Champion" but lost all the fights they were ever in.

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Be careful who you vent to , a listening ear can also be a running mouth.

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Those ምስኪን ፍተሻ guards never find what they're looking for

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Sex for introverts

is another opportunity to go inside.

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People who often start their conversation with "እውነቱን ለመናገር ከሆነ"... Does that mean their default speech is false?


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If you say “television” instead of “tv” imma just assume you racist.

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I wish you a bright future like your parents mobile screen

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Why do habesha people refers 2 weeks as 15 ቀን?

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Rest in peace
Live

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I loved this one ❤️

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Keep your circle small and your love big !
But eat more food 😁

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I don’t trust women. i just can’t trust a person who bleed for 7 days and don’t die.

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That awkward moment when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance

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