We feel hunger with our stomachs, but thirst with our mouths

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white people: new year is almost here i gottta shop for new furniture

my people: ሶፋውን እና ቡፌውን ቦታ ላቀያይረው ወይስ ቲቪውን

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You have only 1 birthday, the rest are congratulations for surviving.

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I just wanna dye.......








.... ma hair black .

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Have a great Sunday members.💜
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You know your broke when your friends can tell that its you from afar by the clothe you are wearing.

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Time is precious
Don't waste it.

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💥Dear members According to the new policy, members who mute a channel are considered an "inactive members". Muting a channel reduces the views on the post, even though you are watching the posts, So Unmute it and let's go big.

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You delete a dating app when it actually works.

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If you find someone with the exact same shoes as you, you've found your sole mate

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Normal guy: Grandpa is dead.

Instagram guy: #grandpa #dead #sad #crying

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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

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Commas, make, people, slower, when, reading.

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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
Boyfriend: A joke.

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I wonder where those ዋሽንት and ክራር we made in grade 5 are at.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.

Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong.

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If life throws lemons at you save it till timket and find yourself a girlfriend with it.

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The point of life is to be like children.But we were children that grew up to fast then became adults not even grown.

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Insurance is kinda like betting with a company that something bad will happen to you

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Me: Are you upset with me?

Her:

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*after 7 mins

Her: No, why?

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