We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

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Commas, make, people, slower, when, reading.

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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
Boyfriend: A joke.

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I wonder where those ዋሽንት and ክራር we made in grade 5 are at.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.

Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong.

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If life throws lemons at you save it till timket and find yourself a girlfriend with it.

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The point of life is to be like children.But we were children that grew up to fast then became adults not even grown.

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Insurance is kinda like betting with a company that something bad will happen to you

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Me: Are you upset with me?

Her:

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*after 7 mins

Her: No, why?

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Me and my siblings don’t apologize, we just find a way to talk again.

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Wear the same jeans every day and no one cares. Wear the same shirt twice in one week and everybody loses their minds.

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Every time መንገድ ላይ

My ጎሮቤትስ: እሺ

Me: እሺ

My confused brain: How is እሺ even a greeting.

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If their absence brings you peace, you didn't lose them.

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When you get a better today don't forget the days you were at good yesterday and keep hustling for the best tomorrow.

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Patience is beautiful.

Effort is sexy

Welcome to my country where parents remove their glass just to hear exactly what you're saying.

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A starfish looks more like a 'star' than a star does

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HAPPY NEW YEAR my Ethiopian Members

ጀመራችሁ ደግሞ ሰው የላከላችሁን Text ኮፒ አድርጋችሁ የምትልኩልኝ እባካችሁን አትላኩልኝ አልፈልግም.😁

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